"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."
- read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?

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Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.


autumnbound:

powderedbuns:

dialga:

meowling-quim:

sockdreams.com is such a dangerous website omg you can drop so much money within the blink of an eye

I NEED ALL OF THEM

let me tell you about sockdreams okay. everything they have is cute and their “longer” socks which are for taller or curvier people are amazing. i am almost 6 feet tall and not a skinny lady and i bought some thigh highs thinking they’d end up being calf socks on me and just kind of resigning myself to this fate but when they arrived (in like two days, holy shit they mail out fast) not only did they pull all the way up without trouble, they managed to stay up and look cute. as. fuck. OP’s right yo, that website’s a threat to your wallet.

sockdreams is such a legitimate company and I love them a lot.

the-female-king:

shitfaced-blonde:

sluttysquid:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

pls god no

so i’d stay me?

Hells yeah. Now gimme my throne bitchs

iriswestallenn:

Not knowing how to speak Japanese does not stop you from singing along to the theme songs. Aggressively.


myoldfriendvodka:

Let the ocean take me.

tawnyshine:

striderbeegood:

iamthedavrezi:

goatalicious:

I WANT TO COSPLAY REALLY BADASS/SCARY CHARECTERS BUT I AM BARELY FIVE FEET TALL AND LOOK LIKE A CHILD - An angry novel by me

I want to cosplay really cute small characters but I’m really tall and look like I’m in my twenties

The sequel written by me

I only want to cosplay male characters with broad shoulders, but i have crazy girly curves.

the trilogy

I want to cosplay but I am broke and live with my mom - the epilogue


Maisie Williams in London (May 8, 2014)

    me:[walking past video game store]
    me:[bREATHES HEAVILY]
    mom:no

dangruchys:

when theres no fic for your otp

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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen


falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

themoronpirate:

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

FOR ONE.

The gif is related.

I JUST GOT UP AND MADE THIS SHIT AND IT WAS THE BOMB 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND 


fma meme » three locations {3/3}

↳ Xerxes

you-gon-die-son:

deathnotefansite:

darkzero456:

You know shit just got real when an anime’s theme song changes to some violent heavy metal shit.

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this is so fucking accurate it just made my week