high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution


the-female-king:

artsy-dragon:

When you look at this photoset,what do you see? A girl probably. And she seems happy, right? The girls is. And this girl is me. The reason I’m writing this is because I feel a bit down at the moment and I really need new motivation and inspiration. Those pictures are showing me when I was happy. Maybe they aren’t beautiful or perfect, but I was happy. I wasn’t happy a lot in my life. I suffered from a lot:

  • I was really shy. You just needed to look at me and I would have been crying. But I got a lot of self esteem and worked on myself. I’m over it.
  • I struggled with self harm. And I didn’t self harm in 7 months now. I’m over it.
  • I was showing symptoms of a personality disorder coming with depressive episodes. 
    I’m over it.
  • I was bullied and called names like “emo” or “fat cow”. They shouted “did you already cut today, bitch?”. I handled everything and they leave me alone now.
    I’m over it.
  • I’m  chronically ill.
    But I learned to deal with it.
  • I had problems with food and eating.
    But I’m over it.
  • I grew up without a male role model and I don’t know my father. 
    But I don’t need him.

You could say my childhood and my life as a teenager were not easy but I got help by psychologists, doctors, my family and my boyfriend. When I met him, everything changed.He saved me. I’m still dealing with anxiety and panic attacks. He knows it and he saw me at one of my worst points. But although he didn’t really know what to do back then, he now is able to help me. He held my hair back when I had to vomit all day, telling me everythings gonna be fine again. Now I’m almost totally okay again. I did it and I really need to remember this. There is so much to explore and try, so there’s no time for getting into old habits again. 

I did it. And I know that if you’re struggling, you can do it too. And the day will come. The day everythings fine and you will able to inspire yourself. I just know it.

Wow you were right we are similar (: I wish we could meet up

One day maybe :)

keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality


rolorevolution:

Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point


waiting-forautumn:

~


221bbarricade:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

image

they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew


martialarts-muscles-and-mascara:

onlyfitgirls:

Sarah Loogman Box jump 53 inches (1.35m) 

What and how. Mostly, how.

500daysofsassy:

mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face

    me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me:thinking inappropriate thoughts
    me:omg what if I actually said something out loud
    me:omg what if there is a telepath around here

When you look at this photoset,what do you see? A girl probably. And she seems happy, right? The girls is. And this girl is me. The reason I’m writing this is because I feel a bit down at the moment and I really need new motivation and inspiration. Those pictures are showing me when I was happy. Maybe they aren’t beautiful or perfect, but I was happy. I wasn’t happy a lot in my life. I suffered from a lot:

  • I was really shy. You just needed to look at me and I would have been crying. But I got a lot of self esteem and worked on myself. I’m over it.
  • I struggled with self harm. And I didn’t self harm in 7 months now. I’m over it.
  • I was showing symptoms of a personality disorder coming with depressive episodes. 
    I’m over it.
  • I was bullied and called names like “emo” or “fat cow”. They shouted “did you already cut today, bitch?”. I handled everything and they leave me alone now.
    I’m over it.
  • I’m  chronically ill.
    But I learned to deal with it.
  • I had problems with food and eating.
    But I’m over it.
  • I grew up without a male role model and I don’t know my father. 
    But I don’t need him.

You could say my childhood and my life as a teenager were not easy but I got help by psychologists, doctors, my family and my boyfriend. When I met him, everything changed.He saved me. I’m still dealing with anxiety and panic attacks. He knows it and he saw me at one of my worst points. But although he didn’t really know what to do back then, he now is able to help me. He held my hair back when I had to vomit all day, telling me everythings gonna be fine again. Now I’m almost totally okay again. I did it and I really need to remember this. There is so much to explore and try, so there’s no time for getting into old habits again. 

I did it. And I know that if you’re struggling, you can do it too. And the day will come. The day everythings fine and you will able to inspire yourself. I just know it.